white-boys: 0 - tourists: 1
It turns out “all or nothing” approach doesn’t work very well with sun tanning!
Nevertheless, from a perspective of truly midland boy, that I am, I will treat today’s visit to the fine beaches of Barcelona as a success. After all, I managed to stop being a representative of a pale-white-skinned species, that hardly anybody around seems to know, and joined the ranks of the bright pink tourists. That should count for something, right?